Rejected? Perhaps a bit of humor...

f.scottie
Tue, 04 Apr 2006 23:29:53 +0000

although i’m glad you can find humor in the situation, i must advise that you do not do this. for one thing, it has been done many times, and by many students, before, so your particular submission would be unlikely to merit even a chuckle from an adcom. and it’s never good to burn bridges.