Residence Hall Linen Service?

its_cal
Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:43:55 +0000

$200!!!

Haha… I feel really sorry for anyone duped into buying that junk. There is absolutely no way to justify paying that price for that product. Listen, you don’t need FOUR pillow cases, an “egg crate pad” (are you an EGG!?), bath sheet (uh, what is a “bath sheet”), “underbed storage solution” or “bedside buddy” (do yourself a favor and get a girlfriend, instead).

Here’s a purchasing guide:

Sateen Sheets from BB&B w/ two pillow covers: $20.00
Pillow for head rest from Target: $8.00
Pillow for hot, sweaty pillow fights from Target: $5.00
Two bath towels from Target: $10.00
Hamper from Target: $10.00
Hand towel: not necessarily, just use paper towels in bathroom, or just wipe on shirt
Wash cloth: free, just pick up leftover giveaway towels at home football games

That’s $53.00 for brand new items. If you are so desperately inclined to spend $200.00, invest the remaining $147.00 on a nice down comforter and extra warm blanket.