Ridiculous quotes in H.S

wanton
Sat, 24 Apr 2010 02:05:06 +0000

My AP Lit class is frigging hilarious:
“You know what’s weird? There are, like, so many poems about life.”
“I’m burning. I feel like seafood.”
“Contractions? What? Aren’t those what you have when you’re pushing out babies?”

And my AP Bio class <3s our teacher:
Kid-“Hey, if we pass this class can we make you give us something?”
Teacher-“Uh, what do you guys want?”
Another Kid- “A thousand kisses.”