Ridiculous quotes in H.S

stef1a
Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:46:28 +0000

My math teacher once said, “This is my fifth period today.” Of course, she was talking about school periods and not the other kind of periods…

Also, my music teacher has said some pretty weird stuff:
“It looks like you’re enjoying playing that G-string.” (Yes, she implied it in a dirty way)
“Pull it out!”
“Pull it out and put it in your mouth!”
“Stop screwing it!”
“Alright, we’re at measure 69 - your favorite number.” (She implied it in a dirty way as well)
And probably some other stuff that I can’t think of right now…