Ridiculous quotes in H.S

Goodbyehello
Fri, 23 Apr 2010 22:49:53 +0000

Calculus teacher: so how’d you solve it?

Kid: I dunno…just look at it logically

(talking about how a Religious studies Harvard proffesor was fired for having porn on his computer)
AP Lang. Teacher: Well, think of it this way, it’d be weird if you found porn on my computer.

Kid: Do you?

(talking of passage in “higher laws” by Thoreau where he talks how savges stopped eating each other once they met civilized beings)

AP Lang Teacher: That’s like “Hey her name coming, we better stop eating each other”

(a kid texting under the desk)
Latin teacher: what do you have under there?
Kid: (holds cellphone closer to the very sensitive part down there) nothing
Latin teacher: that’s right

whole class: oooooohhhhhhhhhh!

AP Chem: That’s right the chemical reaction satisfy…

Half of class: Satisfaction