Stanford Rejection/Waitlist Letter

conor
Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:02:15 +0000

Dear Rooster(cockk),

I am pleased to inform you that your application to Stanfurd junior university has been accepted. You can breath a sigh of relief that you will not have to attend that big, bad school across the bay, which would make you actually work and enable you to meet an amazing array of interesting people. What we can offer you here at the farm is the chance to isolate yourself from everyone outside of your own socioeconomic background, along with excessive coddling and grade infaltion. Just think, all you have to do is show up and we will give you that A, after all your parents are paying ALOT of money for this degree! Best of all, you and your classmates will have a fantastic time bonding after we get crushed in the big game during the next four years of your life. We hope to see you in the fall. Go trees!

some dude