Steven Wright's Birthday so there are jokes..

Chardo
Sun, 07 Dec 2014 23:45:32 +0000

Some favorites from him:

What do batteries run on?

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I bought some instant water but didn’t know what to add.

BTW, for those who don’t know, he actually won an Oscar. I believe for best short film if I recall.