Steven Wright's Birthday so there are jokes..

dstark
Sun, 07 Dec 2014 07:57:44 +0000

It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
I called the wrong number today. I said “Hello, is Joey there?” A woman answered and she said “yes he is.” And I said ‘can I speak to him please?’ She said ‘no, he can’t talk right now, he’s only two months old.” I said “alright, I’ll wait.”
I went to a place to eat. It said “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.