Steven Wright's Birthday so there are jokes..

kiddie
Sun, 07 Dec 2014 13:39:46 +0000

Have always liked him - here are a few of my favorites:

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.’

“In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, ‘Cut it out.’”

I have a map of the United States… actual size. It says, “Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.” I spent last summer folding it.