The Massacre of my Tree

anon67455021
Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:56:41 +0000

Also, some fun facts about him

-Showers like 4 times a week
-Thinks pesticides still has DDT
-Picked grass by hand because it was “bad grass” and now there is a large dead patch.
-Thinks beef jerky will go rotten if not refrigerated
-Has a ffffffffffilthy college dorm (his house in another country is A ONE ROOM COLLEGE DORM because he is a professor and lives at his college)
-Thinks air conditioning on high will damage your hearing
-Lacks empathy and can’t seem to read faces, like when people want him to stop talking
-Thinks he can do anything, and well
-Saves money for the sake of saving it, and never spends ANYTHING
-Only cares about cleaning floors and toilets, and calls our house dirty, even though he lives in that horrible dorm
-Thinks red bull has cocaine in it
-Once said that smokers just don’t have the willpower to quit and that they aren’t addicted, because nicotine really isn’t a strong drug.
-Smashed my DS on the floor

There’s more, I can’t remember it.