The Panda not of Venus

MrPropapanda
Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:16:03 +0000

Act 1 Scene 1 - A forum.

[enter Panda Man]
In sooth I know not why I am so sad,
It wearies me, you say it wearies you,
But where I came by it, found it, caught it,
I do not know. I envisioned me reading
The Merchant of Venice. Sadly, I forgot
the remaining lines. I have no idea whether
this is in iambic pentameter or not, but
they look the same length to me. I almost
forgot about the rhyming couplet at the
end of each scene, and I shall no longer
digress from my topic: I want a cucumber.

[Exeunt.]