The rejection oscar

mysecretrevenge
Fri, 06 Apr 2007 22:56:56 +0000

Mwaha, the reply letters to Reed were HILARIOUS! My mom was reading them over my shoulder, and we both were nearly in tears! I’ve been trying desperately to shake off my rejection from Tufts (the one from Brown was completely expected), and I have to say: does anything really make the rejection easier? I had to wait a full paragraph of crap made to make me feel better about myself, before they dropped the bomb. Better first sentence: “Sorry, you’re actually just too stupid, too white, and too rich to be unlike anyone else from your suburban Mid-Atlantic school. Go work at McDonalds, but transfer to us later!” Wham, bam, thank you ma’am…I would get my rejection done right away, and not have to endure the slow burn of hopeful anticipation, only to be shot down!