Top Ten Things USC Freshmen Should Not Do

SeattleTW
Wed, 04 Jun 2014 22:56:16 +0000

Okay, on a lighter note, here are the top ten things all USC freshmen should avoid doing their first semester:


Getting drunk before, during, or after USC football games.
Drinking too much at a fraternity or sorority party and waking up in the middle of the day with a mess on or next to your bed.
Throwing firecrackers outside your dorm or apartment windows to draw attention from your co-ed neighbors.
Playing music too loudly to disturb your neighbors, without first checking to see if they are bigger than you.
Walking around naked in your dorm or apartment without a towel handy, especially if you don’t yet know or trust your roommates.
Impersonating an FBI agent by telephone to scare your roommate into behaving nicer or being cleaner (it’s a federal crime).
Engaging in a pillow fight with your roommates, especially if you need the pillow to sleep on.
Having sex with a co-ed in your dorm or apartment while your roommies are home, or a recreation room (the walls have ears).
Placing or propping a small TV on the foot of your bed to watch it privately.
Falling in love; it will absolutely, positively, definitely ruin your grades…