Ultimate Battle: Cornell Vs. Dartmouth

Wharf_Rat
Wed, 30 Mar 2005 18:55:08 +0000

Here’s to the PRETTIEST IVIES!

As the song below indicates, they both have the other six licked!

**Harvard’s run by Vassar, Vassar’s run by Yale.
Yale’s run by Wellesley, Wellesley’s run by tail.
Princeton’s for the pretty boys and drunkards go to Penn,
But far above Cayuga’s a race of hairy men.

Oh we are the race of hairy chested men, hairy chested men, hairy chested men.
Oh we are the race of hairy chested men, and we are from Cornell.
We are from Cornell, we are from Cornell (Cornell!)
Oh we are the race of hairy chested men and we are from Cornell.

Don’t send my son to Harvard, the dying mother said.
Don’t send my son to Yale, I’d rather see him dead.
Send him off to Darmouth, or better yet, Cornell.
And as for Pennsylvania, I’ll see him first in hell! **

Wharf