Unusual scholarships...

berurah
Thu, 13 Apr 2006 13:23:09 +0000

luckysmom:

berurah-OK, it’s settled. You’re doing the dress shopping for us from now on! We can’t even find shoes for that price.

Girl, I am a sale shopper EXTRAORDINAIRE!!! Let’s talk shoes…I got my D these silver, flat, beaded, sequined gorgeous shoes for under $10.00. Sale shopping is a NECESSITY for us, believe me, and I am the BEST sale shopper ever!–And all of this stuff is bought at the same nice dept. stores and boutiques where the other girls buy their stuff! (I’ll pm you a link to a pic of her in her dress, O.K.?)



I’ve decided that for my younger kids, I’m going to start training them now how to perfect milk moustaches while on the stretching machine after they are done composing space music in klingon. Afterwards, they can knit a copy of the Star Spangled Banner (with sincerity) using just their left hand while reading Ayn Rand on a skateboard. That should help finance their educations!

lol :D!!! Hey, if they get all that down, tell 'em to come and tutor MY kids on the intricacies of these things! BTW, I am an Ayn Rand FREAK!! I even have a “Who is John Galt?” t-shirt!

~berurah