Unusual scholarships...

luckysmom
Thu, 13 Apr 2006 13:14:19 +0000

berurah-OK, it’s settled. You’re doing the dress shopping for us from now on! We can’t even find shoes for that price.
I’ve decided that for my younger kids, I’m going to start training them now how to perfect milk moustaches while on the stretching machine after they are done composing space music in klingon. Afterwards, they can knit a copy of the Star Spangled Banner (with sincerity) using just their left hand while reading Ayn Rand on a skateboard. That should help finance their educations!