West Coast Ivy League

Xanatos
Wed, 01 Dec 2004 21:04:36 +0000

Hey, California1600…when I get out of school and start off in an investment banking firm at 120K a year with my nice IVY LEAGUE degree, I’ll be sure to honor your UC Irvine degree with a nice position in the janitor department…maybe I’ll even pay you a hundred bucks to pop my collar. I’ll be sure to drive off with your girlfriend with my BMW 330Ci, buy her so many nine dollar drinks that she can’t stand up, take a bunch of liberties with her, and then dump her on your front porch the next morning. Don’t like it? Take it up with me…me and my frat buddies will set you straight. I bet you went to public school…

Oh wait a second, now I remember…YOU’RE the one being the jealous prestige wh0re…tell me did you actually apply to Dartmouth? If so, give me your address and I will personally mail you a check for the amount of your application fee. It’s such a pity when people throw their money away applying somewhere where they have no chance of getting in. It’s just more of a shame when they take out their rage by trying to belittle the schools…It just fascinates me that you have to resort to name-calling. What are you, a kindergartener or a high school senior? I mean, I understand you’re jealous of Ivy Leaguers because of your pathetic inferiority complex that when we graduate we’re going to be your bosses, but I mean, come on…

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