What are my chances...

tkm256
Sun, 26 Feb 2006 12:43:06 +0000

If every patient who has been administered this Wonder Drug has been cured of cancer, the scientific community would most definitely be aware of it. First of all, you’d have to get it approved by the proper government channels in order for it to make its way through the hospitals to the patients. Second of all, a huge amount of resources would probably be mysteriously depleted, and they’d hunt you down.

Now, If you simply bypassed the medical community and gave it to cancer patients, who took it on good will, you most probably would be arrested for manufacturing and distrubuting potential poisons. However, applying from a jail cell might make you stand out from the rest of the boring, house-bound scholars, and Yale would give you a chance. Then you’d have the satisfaction of knowing that you could have attended this wonderful university, if only you hadn’t put peoples’ lives in danger and put yourself in 30 years to life.

:)