What are the specific qualities each Ivy is famous for?

TheMatrix411
Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:54:20 +0000

Harvard- More hollow arrogance and elitism than Dick Cheney
Yale- Urban decay, conspiracies for global domination and New World Order
Princeton- The social scene of an upper-class middle school (lunch tables revisited)
UPenn- These kids must be the smartest of them all, because they already have their whole lives figured out (shallow pre-professionalism)
Dartmouth- Wannabe country-club in country-bumpkin turf
Columbia- We in Harlem. 'Nuff said, foo.
Brown- Apparitions of Che Guevara appear periodically.
Cornell- Advanced standing granted to anyone with a passing grade on AP Suicide Watch