What does a Rejection Letter Look Like?

mypetmuffin
Tue, 22 Mar 2005 01:43:10 +0000

Dear John Q,

Congratulations! You have (probably) been accepted somewhere other than here. You will find this comes in handy, because you sure aren’t invited to our school. We had an unusually low applicant pool this year, but it still just wasn’t enough. Sorry you can not sing our alma mater in the shower anymore, pretending dreamily that you will be attending our University. Hello, second choice!