What makes you special?

cookiemonkey1004
Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:25:23 +0000

I am the writer. My sappy poems in French, Korean, and English gooze with love, warm like the lava that can engulf your heart while melting mine. My Xanga is so famous that it’s infamous. I rant with a style that will beat any F-bomb scenes of Scarface.

I am the athelete. I’m the most valuable, defensive player you will ever meet. I can prevent a score for the opposing team as I unconsciously block the ball with my face.

I am the artist. My portrait of stick figures can be seen as male or female. Only in a game of Pictionary can you truly appreciate my amazing art skills, perhaps more so if you are not on my team.

I’m the performer. I have different tongues, for I can imitate Spongebobs laugh and Patrick’s voice. I put on Chinese accents. I give free concerts of my urban raps, Irish Drinking Songs, and a Romanian song on the spot.

I am the Rubiks Cube, the enigma, the mystery, the lover, the loved, the secret, the unknown.

But most importantly of all, “everything about [me] is orgasmic.”