When people with excellent grades deride themselves...

enfieldacademy
Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:06:35 +0000

i would tell them to turn their head joint ninety degrees upwards to the sky. and i would tell them to just look. and take it in. and say whatever came to their mind. (note: this works best on clear nights and in dark enough places where the human lights don’t obscure the stars).

then i would instruct their head joint to move back down to be level with the earth once again. if they still insisted their good grades were not good enough i would terminate out friendship right there on the spot. and we would walk our separate ways. in the darkness. alone. swish. swish.

i have never tested that though since i’ve never had close friends who did that, where i knew them to the point where that behavior irritated me.