Where have all the young men gone?

cheers
Sat, 17 Sep 2005 23:37:32 +0000

I went to kindergarten at a public school. We moved and I tranferred to a private school where I was automatically put in the “dumb” class because I came from a public school.

After a few months, I felt perfectly comfortable there, in fact, I decided that it would be quite easy to ‘lock’ all the girls in the girl’s bathroom–by jamming the toe of my shoe under the door and wedging it like a doorstop.

Pandemonia and high pitched screaming erupted in the bath, as wee girls tried to get out and couldn’t.

Suddenly, I was lifted into the air by the back of my collar (happened several times during my primary school career). My first grade teacher was livid.

Her eyes narrowed and she hissed, “Your mother thinks you are a little angel, but you’re not!”

My mother thinks I am an angel? In my dreams!

My mother scolded me up and down for organizing games for twenty children inside her house. She was upset because I would organize the game, get the children going and bugger off to some other adventure. (My mother had six children. She really didn’t need another twenty in the house).

See? You only WISH you had creative children. ;)