Which EC would look better?

Ilikeyou
Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:05:57 +0000

In my school, you can’t be part of the FBI and a terrorist cell. I tried out and got into both Al Qaeda and the FBI. The FBI is interscholastic with other schools and so is Al Queda. Al Qaeda is considered a terrorist cell because they train after school (for terrorism). What would look better on a college application :
FBI + Newspaper vs. Al Qaeda?

Dream school : Dartmouth (most likely applying ED)
How does Dartmouth view these ECs? Which would be more thought-provoking?