Why go to Harvard? One sentence only!

collegehopefull
Tue, 20 Jan 2009 11:13:05 +0000

Because the prophet and I can go cruising for chicks.

Her: “I just hate how people use plastics like they’re truly disposable, I mean, there are so many different grades and varieties that they’re almost impossible to truly reuse, and it’s not like anyone recycles them anyway, they just throw them in the trash…”

Takes long sip of fair trade coffee (iced) from starbucks cup Me: " Uh huh"

Several minutes pass…

Her: “…and did you know the Navy refuses to stop using SONAR around baby whales? They completely destroy the echolocation abilities of those animals, rendering them vulnerable to everything!”
Runs hands through recently dyed hair and extensions

Me: “Hey, I know this dive bar that has great open mic nights, are you doing anything later?”

Hooray!