Why go to Harvard? One sentence only!

the_prophet
Tue, 20 Jan 2009 11:28:18 +0000

damn straight. because my boy collegehopeful and i are on the prowl while riding the T.

her: “Oh my god, yesterday I was over at some diner and there were these two guys who were just complete idiots, talking about how they wish they could go whale hunting for the blubber.”

carefully pulls off a piece of cinnamon roll so as to not ruin her nails

me: i know, i know. people are just getting worse as the days go by.

her: “…like everyone, can’t they just go to like harvard or something, you know? like where do you go to school? boston community, right?”

me: “hey, there’s actually a little social going on at lowell house – my house, at harvard, i go to harvard. so, umm, if you’re not doing anything…”

*opens her mouth and then immediately shuts and re-applies her lip gloss.

her: “omg. harvard, huh? have you ever heard about how boston girls go around like…”

me: “the postman on holidays. yes. i’ve heard. and i know. you were checking out my package even before the season.”

WOO!