Yale, Dartmouth, Harvard

khaki
Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:45:53 +0000

You’re applying to MIT when you skipped a year of math? Dunno how that’ll look.

However, although I’m no expert, your chances look pretty good!



I’m applying to Yale, Harvard, Dartmouth, Brown, Columbia, Georgetown, Oxford, Middlebury, Bowdoin, Tufts, Bates, Princeton, MIT, Stanford, and Northeastern. I am full of passion, personality and character. I love writing and I love the environment and I want to help the world. I feel like I’ve done a great job considering I’m not wealthy or gifted with opportunities, and my being upset over this caused my grade screwup. Will these colleges forgive me? Everybody at my school respects me, wants me to do will, and otherwise, call me a dream student. I am genuine in my care for the world.



Okay… chill out. You don’t need to try to convince us that you’re “full of passion” or that people like that you. Save pretentious phrases like “I am genuine in my care for the world” for your application :p.