You can't fix stupid

vinceh
Thu, 24 May 2012 14:35:56 +0000

Well, balls!

It seems to me you have a few options:


Even though it’s balls-late, get ballsy and take a gap year oriented toward digital arts then grab the bull by the balls and do some research on other digital arts programs while earning money to lower that balls-high financial burden.
Put your balls on the line, hope that the balls fall into place and you get into one of these quickly researched, rolling balls admissions schools. Maybe their program is better than the one you’re in.
Tighten up your balls and go to LSU for a year, see if it’s as bad as the opinion of one non-balled person and then decide what to do.


Regardless, it’s time to grow a pair of balls and take responsibility for your own life.

P.S. Here’s a tip: Give up the sophomoric obsession with your testicles and write, speak and act like an adult, then you’ll be treated like one.

P.P.S. I know, I know! What a kick in the ba…