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Funny Chances...Made up...

Speedy789Speedy789 Registered User Posts: 38 Junior Member
edited November 2008 in What Are My Chances?
So I'd thought it'd be funny to make the most insane applicant ever

GPA: 4.2/4.0 (UW)
SAT: 2410/2400 ( There was no right answer on one of the questions so I emailed the collegeboard to tell them it was wrong.)
Math: 800
Reading: 800
Writing: 800
WORLD Rank: 1/100000000
SAT II: Taken ALL SAT II's and All 800's
AP's: Taken ever since Pre School, all 5's, taken all possible AP's

Won every single schlorship humanly possible
Nobel Prize x20 ( I'm only 16 yrs old)
Man of the Year
Forbes 400 Richest People
Academic Olympiad in every possible subject, Champion in every single one

EC's: NOTE: I'm all state, and state and national champ for all sports

Every single club possible, and president for all of them
Varsity Soccer - Had a step over contest with Cristiano and won, i can elastico better than ronaldinho, better free kicks than beckham, maradona spin move better than zidane and maradona, score out of nowhere better than messi, better at PK's than Zidane, Faster than Thierry Henry
Varsity Tennis- Practices with Rafael Nadal when hes in the neighborhood
Varsity Football - One man team therefore starting position at every position, 3.9 40yd dash time. 7 foot vertical
Varsity Basketball - Beat LeBron at 21 and Horse, posterized Kobe multiple times
Varsity Fencing- had to go back in time to find some real competition
Varsity Rugby - couldnt find anything witty to say here...
Varsity Swimming- Michael Phelps is actually a clone of me
Varsity Track- I made Usain Bolt cry after racing me
Varsity Baseball- I have a 200 mph gyroball
Varsity Wrestling- I beat everyone in the WWE, TNA, and MMA. I have to fight Fedor and Chuck Norris for a challenge....when I'm blindfolded
One Act Play- Won every emmy and oscar for all categories, made Mel Gibson cry
Chess Champion- World Champion, I solved Chess. I know every single possible way the game can be played. Beat supercomputer on a daily basis
Inventions- I traveled back in time and used multiple aliases so people wouldnt know who I am but I pretty much invented everything...including the ipod
Halo World Champion: Made multiple fat kids on sofas die of amazement
Varsity Boxing: Fly like a Falcon, Sting like a friccen Rhino
Varsity Rowing: Rowed across all oceans by myself
Books: I actually wrote To Kill a Mockingbird, The Great Gatsby, The Two Cities, and all the classics under my various pen names.

Applying to: All Ivies, little ivies, hidden ivies,
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