<p>“2. “Instead Of An Essay, Here’s a Photocopy Of My Ass””
“6. “I Hired Some Chinese Kid To Write This Essay””
Oh crap! Those are <em>bad</em> titles to use for essays? I’d already submitted essays to my colleges with such titles… </p>
<p>And being on topic, would “Vandalism: How to Get Away from the Cops without being Besmirched” and “Here’s some cash to ease my admissions process” be bad essay topics.</p>