<p>The foothills contain approximately the gross national product of Tahiti’s worth of sundry plastic items purchased from local big box retailers along with bedding, laundry supplies, and an iron that I expect to still be in its box next May. Scaling toward the tree line, we can see a goodly number of electronic items as well as actual school supplies, enough batteries to power a Tesla, and some hand tools I’m pretty sure my kid does not know how to use. There also may be a Sherpa trapped under the debris. Or perhaps the dog. It’s hard to tell.</p>
<p>After a quick hit from the oxygen tank and the ascent to the summit, we reach the top and see what appears to be the entire Nordstrom’s menswear department.</p>
<p>All this, I’m told, will fit in the car. If it does, I shall return quoting one of my favorite philosophers, Bugs Bunny: “I know this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law.”</p>
<p>Godspeed, parents, and happy packing.</p>
<p>Signing off,
SOG</p>
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