If colleges/universities were humans?

<p>Starting off on Cal Poly SLO:
They would be your typical Californian: average height with blond hair and blue eyes. They would be pretty down to earth and friendly and you’d find him/her surfing or playing the guitar in a reggae band. They would look like they don’t care about school at all, but in reality they are super geniuses who could calculate the force of the wave they are about to ride on without actually riding it yet. </p>