Not going to A&M was the biggest mistake of my life

  1. Lift weights.
  2. Lose weight some how. Maybe intermittent fasting. If not 15 hours in 24, 12 hours in 24. 3.Get a female friend your age (or sister or male friend's sister or female cousin; someone with 2 X chromosomes) who knows how to dress to go shopping with you and buy the clothes she picks out.
  3. Be really chill and move slowly when you meet girls. The chiller the better. Opposite of spazzy/emotional.