So I am reading through this thread and I’m thinking how cool some of these family “traditions” are, and we don’t have anything like that… and then I remembered… many years ago we were at an all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant called The Pasta Connection, and we marveled at the large number of supersized people at the restaurant. From that day forward, if we wanted to discreetly take note of an oversized person we will say “pasta connection”. sorry folks.