Quite perplexing story. After reading it several days ago, I asked DH where is my bonus. He calmly reminded that I get it every year from my own job 
Sort of like the āpush presentā? (#19)
I told DH tonight that I picked up his shirts at the cleaners and had thereby earned my wife bonus. He said heād be glad to share his bonusā¦50% of zero isā¦
In the meantime, I said that small unmarked bills and change can go in my change jar in the kitchen.
Not quite like push presents. She said each one entailed a visit to her favorite jeweler, and were typically at year-end (bonus) time. Also conveniently around holiday season.
I get an annual bonus at work and H does not (though he makes a lot more than I do).
So I am keeping this quiet.
Wow. Justā¦ Wow.
I think I might have to pay my husband a bonus.