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<p>(101) Classic Hopkins humor:
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A new disease demands a new dictionary. The Johns Hopkins University Office of Communications and Public Affairs offers these suggestions for campus conversations about the H1N1 pandemic.</p>

<p>Pig: A student ill with suspected or presumed H1N1 flu. (Variation: Piglet: a sick freshman.)</p>

<p>Pig in a blanket: A sick student complying with doctor’s advice to stay home, drink fluids and get plenty of rest.</p>

<p>Pig in a Snuggie: A student complying with doctor’s advice in a blanket with sleeves.</p>

<p>Glazed ham: A pig with fever sweats.</p>

<p>Pig Latin: A sick student’s Classics homework.
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