101 Reasons to Attend Princeton

Colleges & Universities Princeton University
81

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
</ol>

82

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
</ol>

83

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/[/url]--i”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
</ol>

84

<p>So yeah… about the smart pretty girls thing (and the smart, cute guys) – sure, people here are generally an order of magnitude more attractive than people from your high school but whereas in high school there were probably relatively few smart, attractive individuals of your preferred gender, here you’ll be forced to dig a lot deeper.</p>

85

<ol>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
</ol>

86

<p>engineers who are normal!!! never… =0</p>

87

<p>Varsity drinking team is undefeated!</p>

88

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
</ol>

89

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
</ol>

90

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
</ol>

91

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
</ol>

92

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
</ol>

93

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
<li>exchange program with Oxford, which is the only other university in the world that can match Pton</li>
</ol>

94

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
<li>exchange program with Oxford, which is the only other university in the world that can match Pton</li>
<li>The Bent Spoon</li>
</ol>

95

<p>Bump.</p>

<p>I do so because, though I was rejected, I know there will be some crazy person out there thinking they will take up their Harvard offer before their Princeton offer, and we can’t let such a mistake be made, now, can we?</p>

96

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
<li>exchange program with Oxford, which is the only other university in the world that can match Pton</li>
<li>The Bent Spoon</li>
<li>Harry Potter is going there!</li>
</ol>

97

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
<li>exchange program with Oxford, which is the only other university in the world that can match Pton</li>
<li>The Bent Spoon</li>
<li>Harry Potter is going there!</li>
<li>Princeton Ecology and Evolutionary Biology Dept…Panama and Kenya Study abroad FTW.</li>
<li>Its Band is STILL undefeated!</li>
</ol>

98

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
<li>exchange program with Oxford, which is the only other university in the world that can match Pton</li>
<li>The Bent Spoon</li>
<li>Harry Potter is going there!</li>
<li>Princeton Ecology and Evolutionary Biology Dept…Panama and Kenya Study abroad FTW.</li>
<li>Its Band is STILL undefeated!</li>
<li>Home of the Bacteria Whisperer!</li>
</ol>

99

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
<li>exchange program with Oxford, which is the only other university in the world that can match Pton</li>
<li>The Bent Spoon</li>
<li>Harry Potter is going there!</li>
<li>Princeton Ecology and Evolutionary Biology Dept…Panama and Kenya Study abroad FTW.</li>
<li>Its Band is STILL undefeated!</li>
<li>Home of the Bacteria Whisperer!</li>
<li>Toni Morrison (used to) teach here~!</li>
</ol>

<p>wait. What??? Harry Potter? He confirmed it??</p>

100

<ol>
<li>Beautiful gothic architecture</li>
<li>Focus on undergraduates</li>
<li>Ratio of students to landscapers: 2:1</li>
<li>It’s in New Jersey, enough said.</li>
<li>Senior Thesis</li>
<li>Its CC Forum is the Best</li>
<li>No loans!</li>
<li>Plethora of Nobel laureates</li>
<li>Some amazing professors</li>
<li>Largest endowment per student</li>
<li>WWS!</li>
<li>UNDERGRAD RESEARCH!!!</li>
<li>Great alumni connections</li>
<li>Picturebook train station - to NYC!</li>
<li>Great location between NYC and Philadelphia</li>
<li>Great food at eating clubs, Great food at restaurants in town</li>
<li>The parties on Prospect Avenue</li>
<li>Residential colleges</li>
<li>Their “athletic nickname” isn’t a color or a household pet.</li>
<li>#1 in U.S. News rankings</li>
<li>Junior papers!!!</li>
<li>Its unique grading system, social life, weather, and academic environment</li>
<li>The best and most unique body of students</li>
<li>Ivy football crown</li>
<li>You can NEVER transfer in or go there for professional school - unless you’re getting a PhD, it’s a one-shot deal.</li>
<li>ORFE major offered</li>
<li>Professors [actually] teach undergrads</li>
<li>It’s an Ivy League school!</li>
<li>Best Ivy shield design</li>
<li>Intercession</li>
<li>Lowest student to faculty ratio among Ivies!</li>
<li>Harold and Kumar partied there (or tried)</li>
<li>Former home to John Nash and F. Scott Fitzgerald</li>
<li>Division I Fencing Program</li>
<li>Batman went to Princeton!</li>
<li>COMMUNIVERSITY</li>
<li>Has beautiful scenery, the trees overshadowing the green yards… perfect.</li>
<li>Hang out with the smartest people in the country…</li>
<li>a well balanced, liberal education</li>
<li>snow!! i am from california…</li>
<li>Arch sings</li>
<li>Amazing science courses and super humanities programs. A buttkickin combo.</li>
<li>Plenty of aid. More than what you probably will need.</li>
<li>Need-blind aid to interrnationals</li>
<li>The history!</li>
<li>Eating clubs</li>
<li>It is better then Harvard and Yale!!!</li>
<li>Its got super cool colors- orange and black… much better than the cliched red (yeah crimson whatever) or brown…</li>
<li>Some of those posting here will get in (hopefully)</li>
<li>The best ice cream shops in the world surround the campus</li>
<li>HOAGIE HAVEN</li>
<li>The experience…!</li>
<li>The 'Wa</li>
<li>Great liberal arts without restricting you to that field (or a school of 150 undergrads)</li>
<li>It has “Prince” in its name.</li>
<li>People in Europe actually know what school you are talking about.</li>
<li>No TA’s</li>
<li>You can see House MD’s Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital every day… aka the Frist Campus Center :P</li>
<li>You can go to college where Carlton Banks goes (from Fresh Prince)</li>
<li>It used to be our nation’s capital</li>
<li>Ranked: #2 Best College Library, #1 Students Happy with Financial Aid, #2 Toughest to Get Into, #3 Most Politically Active, #3 Best Quality of Life, #2 Happiest Students, #2 Most Beautiful Campus (by princetonreview.com) :-D</li>
<li>Awesome football announcer person. See: <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~puband/media/2006.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
<li>How very very fond you will be of the place after you graduate, otherwise known as Reunions…</li>
<li>SMART PRETTY GIRLS. so basically, you know that all the girls are smart and awesome at pton, so all you gotta do is just find one that you like, and you’re set!</li>
<li>Freshman Seminars!!!</li>
<li>Bragging rights</li>
<li>its location- neither too urban nor in nowhere land…</li>
<li>its relatively small population</li>
<li>Its band is undefeated.</li>
<li>10 day reading period</li>
<li>Fall Break that no one else gets</li>
<li>The Cicadas!!! <a href=“http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i[/url]”>http://www.princeton.edu/~angarone/cicada/--i&lt;/a&gt; dont think its a problem anymore</li>
<li>Very safe campus</li>
<li>Black squirrels!</li>
<li>Small World coffee!</li>
<li>Engineers who are normal people! (lol)</li>
<li>plasma physics laboratory</li>
<li>Legacy for your children at the best university ever</li>
<li>REUNIONS</li>
<li>Close relations with Westminster Choir College and the Institute for Advanced Study.</li>
<li>New translation of Aeneid!!!</li>
<li>exchange program with Oxford, which is the only other university in the world that can match Pton</li>
<li>The Bent Spoon</li>
<li>Harry Potter is going there!</li>
<li>Princeton Ecology and Evolutionary Biology Dept…Panama and Kenya Study abroad FTW.</li>
<li>Its Band is STILL undefeated!</li>
<li>Home of the Bacteria Whisperer!</li>
<li>Toni Morrison (used to) teach here~!</li>
<li>Houseparties! <a href=“http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/blogs/prox/2007/05/crazy_houseparties.html[/url]”>http://www.dailyprincetonian.com/blogs/prox/2007/05/crazy_houseparties.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
</ol>