<p>Hey, I’ve got a new plan! I’m going back to school part-time to enjoy the scenery, work out a bit to get in shape, and learn some fun stuff. No intent to actually graduate, but I’ll just intern a few months to pick up a quick $70k whenever the beer and pizza money is running low! </p>
<p>After all these years, why didn’t I think of this before!?!??</p>