<p>My tip: take the tour guide’s comments with a grain of salt, and ask a follow-up question. At one school, somebody asked whether the campus had wireless internet. “Everywhere but the bird sanctuary,” the guide said. Hmmm…how much of the campus is covered by the bird sanctuary?</p>
<p>And for the Bingo card:
“Alcohol [and/or drugs] is available if that’s what you want, but there is no pressure to drink if you don’t want to.”</p>