<p>napoleon masturbated too much.
ash cheats on his husband.
pharaohs had too much sex with their sisters.
hitler was a complete nuts.
julius casaer ate too much mushrooms.</p>
<p>u see? no one is good enough?</p>
<p>but alexander, he is one leader that one finds very few flaws in.</p>
<p>do Pokemon have genitalia?</p>
<p>I read once that if pikachu had genitals, his hands would be too short to reach them. But then I realized that depending on the frame, sometimes Pikachu’s arms are long enough to touch each other, while other times they aren’t. </p>
<p>The real question is whether the Pikachu Ash is in love with is a boy or girl. Scratch that, the real question is whether Ash is hetrosexual.</p>
<p>sauronvoldemort, you’re not funny, stop trying.</p>
<p>I assume that Pokemon breed like reptiles/birds/fish since they always produce eggs. </p>
<p>ALWAYS.</p>
<p>Anyway, the internet loves Mudkip, but I love Shroomish. Charizard is fine too.</p>
<p>Ditto’s my favorite because he is essentially all the pokemon into one.</p>
<p>ha! charizardpal, are u saying that pikachu is so fat he can’t masturbate? that’s pretty funny. i suppose ash does it for him, being the total pervert that he is.</p>
<p>anyway there is a reason why i brought out this pokemon sexuality topic. i guess seeing so much sexual immorality in humans have corrupted my view toward pokemon. charizardpal is someone who absolutely adores ash for his sexual purity (and his skill in convincing people to let him sleep in their houses for free) and i wanted to kind of disperse that myth. </p>
<p>another reason why i kind of mocked pokemon in such a way is that i’m deathly afraid of people that have sex with animals. i’ve heard stories where a single men would buy a bunch of puppies and wait for them to grow. when the dogs reach sexual maturity, he rapes them. this fear of anormal sexual humans have compelled me to become a psychologists to help these mentally adled people. many of these people admit in psychotherapy sessions of fantasizing about ash and pikachu. apparently, from what these patients have tried to convey with their very poor language skills, they somehow imagined a threesome with ash and pikachu.</p>
<h2>Yes, its true that sleeps with his Pikachu curled up on his chest but he keeps Misty in her own separate sleeping bag. I wonder if Pikachu will ever have children and then Ash will force the children (Pichus) to be part of his party. Incidently, Pokemon rarely die in the American version of the show, the Pokemon World is going to suffer from extreme over-population. But thats okay because every few years the humans discover a new island-region to spread to in the same fashion as a virus. So you see, there is a healthy balance.</h2>
<p>Funny stories btw…“IAMSEXY” card</p>
<p><a href=“PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU-yaoi by naru on DeviantArt”>PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU-yaoi by naru on DeviantArt;
<p>Pikachu rape! LOL i drew this as a joke and turned out to be my most popular sketch in my deviant art account…</p>
<p>…people are perverts.</p>
<p>charizard, u know so much about pokemon. did u know ash personally? what was he like? i met pikachu once and he was complete moron.</p>
<p>Hmmm…~411 hits for that picture. Pretty good! I wonder if any people actually downloaded that sketch…</p>
<p>hey Sauronvoldermort,</p>
<p>Ghenghis khan actually conquered and ruled the largest empire in the history of the world. Ever. Look it up. Besides that, he actually did alot of good, lasting things for the area that he presided over (read: all of asia). In that sense, he was probably better than Alexander the Great.</p>
<p>Just sayin.</p>
<p>please. i beg to differ on the part concerning chinggis (ghenghis is arabic corruption) khan. yes i know he conquered the larget empire in history that stretched from hungarian plains to the shores of china and korea to india and egypt. but, when alexander conquered asia, everything was ancient. he LIVED in and perfectly EMBODIED everything that was classical. alexander ruled the entire known world (by that i mean the ancient panorama), he possessed every virtues that eh ancients were concerned with. virtues in military, reverantial nature. alexander was NEVER defeated in the field of battle. he was a pure genius in tactics and was almost unaturally adpative. u might say so was chinggis. but, chinggis, telle me, did this man really earn his victories, or did he merely steal it through playing with people’s fear? i think the latter… did the mongols treat anyone nicely? nope. their arrogance and vain comtempt for the defeated reached as far as literally collecting bagsful of their victims’ right ear to prove their victory somewhere in europe. mongols tramppled the king in baghdad in a persian rug. mongols burned villages to the ground, terrorized russia. they broke islam in the back with severe force in their second wave in a fanatical hatred toward muslims. did alexander do any of this? no.</p>
<p>Hey guys, Ash Ketchum has brought his armies to four continents now and one day he WILL rule the worl’ds largest empire. Just give it time and when he’s finished exploring Japanese regions, he’ll move on to China, Manchuria, Russia and pretty soon the world. </p>
<p>This may take years but because Ash never ages, our descendants will withness a time when Ash Ketchum has traversed the world having trained (and released) thousands of Pokemon.</p>
<p>charizard, how long do i have to put up with ur ash-is-my-hero crap? haven’t i killed that idea by revealing some of ash’s disturbing sexual habits? well, i guess i didn’t smear him enough to convince u. so here we go…
ash, at some point in his pokedick adventures, tries to build a magic deck, but fails miserably. sauron, the sole grand master of magic merely flicks this pretentious little rat out of the realm of mordor. ash gets tremendous stress from this unexpected failure, so he relieves his stress through drinking and partaking in gay sex with his male pokemons. in one point, pikachu gets irritated by ash’s sexual immorality, so he smacks ash in the head which makes him virtually insane. pikachu had lot of reason to do this because ash not only had sex with his pokedicks, but raped brock. brock, being a dumb idiot forgave ash and even conceded to ash’s amphibious plan to have a three some with pikachu. this justly compelled pikachu to smack that worthless ■■■■■■.</p>
<p>as for ash’s world conquest…i really don’t know how to murder this ridiculous idea because it’s so absurd…let see…ash is not a human in realty. his a pokemon mutant with human capibility of speech. this is one of reasons why ash is attracted to pokedicks. he also have this lazy, stupid, absurd idea of “pokemon humanity” which is nothing more than free love and languid inactivity. so ash can never conquer even an one square inch of this world. but, sauron, he is the one. the true ruler. the true world conquerer. muhahahaha!!!</p>
<p>okay now, because of u charizard, i’ve gone insane with this idea of ash’s sexuality. let’s get back to subject here!!!</p>
<p>Alexander was indeed a good military leader. I think it was interesting he was educated by Aristotle. Some of his philosophy teachings did indeed make sense ( 4 causes).<br>
Its interesting how all great teachers and warriors were connected. There are always reasons for one’s actions, Alexander’s for example.</p>
<p>alexander actually gradually lost his touch with aristotle in the course of his campaign far from home. but, yes, he was tutored by aristotle who among a myriad of other things was the father of logic. </p>
<p>yes, great personages in history seem to be related to other great ones.
i can’t think of other examples right now at the top of my head, but i have a feeling that the four princes of tetrarchy might serve as an example…</p>
<p>Yes and Aristotle was Plato’s student, where he got most of his examples from, however Aristotle was an empiricist whereas Plato was a rationalist and was more into spiritual stuff, that is why at the end their opinions contradicted to eachother.</p>