<p>Dearest teamzissou,</p>
<p>I don’t know what exactly you want to get out of college confidential, and I’m not really sure what type of lame pretentious technicality you’re trying to catch her on, but she’s posting her perspective on a college on a message board created to provide people with more information about college. Now I’m sure you’ll cook up some counter argument in order to pridefully stand your ground, but the thing is, you can not reply now and you can not reply later, but either way, you’re wrong.</p>
<p>P.S. Splitting one word into two is way more embarrassing if you’re giving rude unsolicited criticisms to someone’s writing than forgetting which letter to double in a post scriptum.</p>
<p>P.S.S. It only took you one sentence to make me insecure about having chosen a school that you chose.</p>
<p>P.S.S.S. You’re still a bad word.</p>