A comprehensive, possibly too honest/snarky expose by a current English major at NYU

<p>Zissou;
you are a d0uche. Someone has been nice enough to write a piece about their experience at NYU, and you have the nerve to comment on the quality of their writing? Yes, please be insecure, and second guess yourself and choose a different school. We do not need you here.
“Hey professor, I know you teach at NYU and all, but I read that book of poems you published, and they suck. I don’t want to learn from you, and I should go to a different school.”
Yes, that may be extrapolated, but it is the same premise. </p>

<p>Thank you, Tweet.</p>