<p>C___r,</p>
<p>Hey, what’s the deal with the drab pics with no people in them? A____n brought home some stylish shots of you in Nitro’s room. I thought Speedos were restricted to the pool house.</p>
<p>He’s really looking forward to joining you on the Cross team. Out of the recruits, he says he hit it off best with you. Are you competing this track season?</p>
<p>Looks like ‘Big Naked’ is having a banner year running the 800 meters. Since all the track team members get nicknames maybe you two should conspire to dub each other with a good moniker. After all, why take a chance that some 1st Class guy labels you ‘Little Naked’?</p>