<p>Thus began the series of events that led to Gollum’s birth.
When the battle was over, Goldfishieka had won, thanks to his big-footed army. And that’s how the race of bigfeets became the dominant species of the galaxy. Meanwhile, Avalon the half-pizza returns to claim her prize. But Goldfishieka had the whole galaxy to himself, and did not want any half-pizzas chasing him, so he openned a Hut and surrounded himself with whole pizzas. Avalon stayed near the hut all day and refused to go away, not even when she had to visit her idol, Stanley Ford. So one day, Goldfishka tried to sneak past Avalon, who was sitting on the purple sand, admiring her pink toenails made of pepperoni. Using an invisibility cloak made of chili peppers, he hid and whipped out a wand and changed her into cow with two heads and four legs and the mind of Shaina. Ah!! Avalon screamed, and began maniacally ruminating.
Meanwhile, Ice had been defeated in the Intergalactic Battle, but had escaped death before the vengeful Golfishieka had run his course.
Change was in the air…Far away on the outer rims, Ice had begun his diabolical plan to reclaim intergalactic hegemony. For on this Muddle Earth,in the vulcan pits of Murdur, he had begun in secret construction of the Death Ring, one Ring to rule them all, to bind them in the darkness. But he still had to crush his son (Goldfishieka’s)'s army of bigfooted hobbits, so he tried to use the Death Ring. Unfortunately, he used to wrong incantation, so the ring seared off his left hand.
THE END.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him.</p>
<p>Thus began the series of events that led to Gollum’s birth.
When the battle was over, Goldfishieka had won, thanks to his big-footed army. And that’s how the race of bigfeets became the dominant species of the galaxy. Meanwhile, Avalon the half-pizza returns to claim her prize. But Goldfishieka had the whole galaxy to himself, and did not want any half-pizzas chasing him, so he openned a Hut and surrounded himself with whole pizzas. Avalon stayed near the hut all day and refused to go away, not even when she had to visit her idol, Stanley Ford. So one day, Goldfishka tried to sneak past Avalon, who was sitting on the purple sand, admiring her pink toenails made of pepperoni. Using an invisibility cloak made of chili peppers, he hid and whipped out a wand and changed her into cow with two heads and four legs and the mind of Shaina. Ah!! Avalon screamed, and began maniacally ruminating.
Meanwhile, Ice had been defeated in the Intergalactic Battle, but had escaped death before the vengeful Golfishieka had run his course.
Change was in the air…Far away on the outer rims, Ice had begun his diabolical plan to reclaim intergalactic hegemony. For on this Muddle Earth,in the vulcan pits of Murdur, he had begun in secret construction of the Death Ring, one Ring to rule them all, to bind them in the darkness. But he still had to crush his son (Goldfishieka’s)'s army of bigfooted hobbits, so he tried to use the Death Ring. Unfortunately, he used to wrong incantation, so the ring seared off his left hand.
THE END.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus_F.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus_F. “Haha” someone cackled.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus_F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid.</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus_F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred.</p>
<p>(Bus has been dead a billion times over [I’ve tried ;)], but magically he always end up resurrected somehow).</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus_F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry.</p>
<p>(Bus has been dead a billion times over [I’ve tried ], but magically he always end up resurrected somehow). I know. We need some new faces. :)</p>
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… “a hoover-sized iPod…” and bashing HYP.</p>