<p>lmao", cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued</p>
<p>lmao", cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina</p>
<p>Wow…the other add a word story has the exact same number of posts as this one.</p>
<p>lmao", cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy</p>
<p>you are very perceptive. should we celebrate? :D</p>
<p>of course :D</p>
<p>mao", cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside</p>
<p>mao", cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow</p>
<p>same # of posts again!</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli!”</p>
<p>:p</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.”</p>
<p>you got part of it right - this sn is indeed a twisted version of the word “pearl” in my 6th grade email address :).</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room.</p>
<p>You don’t know how long I’ve wanted to write that. :p</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl that will fall from the sky and boil the oceans and strand all the fishies, gold or otherwise</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl
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<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl that will fall from the sky and boil the oceans and strand all the fishies, gold or otherwise. So Goldfish jumped out of the boiling water</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl that will fall from the sky and boil the oceans and strand all the fishies, gold or otherwise. So Goldfish jumped out of the boiling water and loitered</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl that will fall from the sky and boil the oceans and strand all the fishies, gold or otherwise. So Goldfish jumped out of the boiling water and loitered in the anhydrous environment</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl that will fall from the sky and boil the oceans and strand all the fishies, gold or otherwise. So Goldfish jumped out of the boiling water and loitered in the anhydrous environment, fell into a volcano</p>
<p>“lmao”, cackled SpongeBob triumphantly before someone seized him around the middle and scrubbed the floor with him. “Gollum” is my middle name," said Bus<em>F. “Haha” someone cackled and somersaulted onto Bus</em>F’s back, breaking his spine and bending him into a Quasimodo. “Ow!!!” he screamed and started cursing on the name of his dead wife, Shaina, who was brought to life as a zombie *with a bandaid on her forehead) by the sheer venom of his curse. You have summoned me? She asked sweetly. “I need a foot massage.” He replied. So Shaina started peeling off his sticky, sweaty stockings (I mean socks) and looked at his feet seductively - before she soaked them in 12 molar HCl. Oh did I hurt you dear? Shaina asked sweetly. You bet it did! Bus<em>F roared and took out a bottle of 12 M NaOH to neutralize the acid; sprouting a humongous festering sore because he dreamt he was deferred. So Shaina said she was sorry and shaved her head in repentance. But Bus</em>F was still angry and wanted to draw and quarter her. Ok. Ill let you do it. Said Shaina, weeping. So Bus<em>F took out a scythe, a butcher knife, an axe, a serrated dagger, a machete, a samurai sword, and a mace from the basement, lifted them gleefully, and ----
“BOOOM-dum-dum-krong-kong…” Got struck by lightning. Shaina sighed with relief that she wasnt going to be drawn and quartered, and THAT, my friend, is the end of Bus</em>F. She took out a crucible and placed his ashes in it, then sent it off on a spaceship heading directly into a wormhole that sent it back in time to the Cretaceous Era, right at the doorstep of a mother velociraptor, who tapped her claw quizzically and said “What’s this pile of ashes?” And fed it to her young, and tromped off. Meanwhile in the present, a hobo named Gold Finger rescued the crying Shaina from a very hairy ball that contained a pearl inside that was black and belonged to Capt. Jack Sparrow. “Wow!” Goldfinger said. “That pearl is so purrrrrrrli! Maybe it’ll let me float to the moon if I ate it.” Since the pearl was so purrrli, it turned into purrli, who sauntered around the room and prophecized The Coming of the Pearl that will fall from the sky and boil the oceans and strand all the fishies, gold or otherwise. So Goldfish jumped out of the boiling water and loitered in the anhydrous environment, fell into a volcano and vaporized, undergoing a series of chemical changes and then turning into a pearl.</p>