<p>excuse me, but you’re confusing a certain Shaina with a certain Shania… I’m sure if Shania is that old and still trying to get into Stanford (even with those platinum records), she might as well give it up</p>
<p>Touche…I fixed it.</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”</p>
<p>Haha… ow ow… you guys flatter me…</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise).</p>
<p>Haha, opposite land! I laughed so hard.</p>
<p>Just as long as I end up super hot by the end of this story, it’s all good.</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”</p>
<p><em>can’t escape your fate :)</em></p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting.</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting like a football player’s, but now she’s more manly than even Wolffy!</p>
<p>You’re all just jealous…</p>
<p>sure…:p</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting like a football player’s, but now she’s more manly than even Wolffy! Her pink pantyhose then stretched and tore.</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting like a football player’s, but now she’s more manly than even Wolffy! Her pink pantyhose then stretched and tore, and her biceps could crash through any iron door</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting like a football player’s, but now she’s more manly than even Wolffy! Her pink pantyhose then stretched and tore, and her biceps could crash through any iron door and she could bench press 750 kg.</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting like a football player’s, but now she’s more manly than even Wolffy! Her pink pantyhose then stretched and tore, and her biceps could crash through any iron door and she could bench press 750 kg. Shaina got tired of opposite land and left, turning back to her normal self. Her second task completed, she returned to JTC007 to find out her third. He told her that she would have to</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting like a football player’s, but now she’s more manly than even Wolffy! Her pink pantyhose then stretched and tore, and her biceps could crash through any iron door and she could bench press 750 kg. Shaina got tired of opposite land and left, turning back to her normal self. Her second task completed, she returned to JTC007 to find out her third. He told her that she would have to engage in an epic battle of wits and linguistic mettle against her fellow CCer ice (muah). Shaina would have to test this baron of brevity, the prince of panache, the duke of debonairness in a deadly riddle duel. Ice thought for a second, then…</p>
<p>Shaina rules the hairy-faced baboons in Equaorial-Guinea and eats little boys. Then she picks her teeth with fufu made from Harvard undergrads and Princeton girls who unwittingly decided to study abroad in Guinea. The poor fools. She lured them into her jungle abode by playing on her magical flute made from little boy bones and then singing “Thais” and playing “Meditation” on her invisible violin. She was wonderful and knew just how to whip up a nice cool glass of lemonade for anyone who comes to visit her. So purrli came to visit her, and Shaina said “Take me to Cali!” So the 2 girls (is Shaina still a girl in this version?) rode upon Shaina’s magical carpet consisting of baboon fur and little boy hair, hand in hand with Chuck Norris and playing “go-fish” Shaina knows how to party. She’ll get this party started. And she started by offering Chuck and Purrli some Budlite, beernuts, and left over boy flesh; the menu amazed everyone at the party. Shaina had a crush on Business<em>Freak. “Oh I love Business” said Shaina. “Good” Business</em>Freak replied, you can be my accountant. Then Business_freak realized that Shania is a boy-eating, hairy-faced baboon ruling, Chuck Norris wannabe…and took back his offer. Try JTC, he said. So Shaina goes to JTC, and being a nice person, JTC gives her a chance and says, by the end of the week you have to complete 5 tasks for me… and the first one is…“Kidnap a Wolfy” So Shaina thinks to herself… where can I find a Wolfy?" “It’s obvious,” Said a voice. “He’s the CC’er who’s so hot that he’ll fuse your Hydrogens together.” Suddenly a bell rang inside Shaina’s mind… “wait a minute,” she said to herself, “is he the one who got accepted into Stanford just on his good looks? Say, If he’s really that hot, then I’m game.” So she flew over her carpet to his realm, and discovers that he turned out to be like nothing she’s ever seen! Then she kidnaps him and goes back to the super hot accountant JTC007 to find out her next task. For the second task, she has to capture wolfy’s “essence” and inform all the pondering girls about this mysterious “man.” She first tried to inhale his presence, breathing his manly odors. Then, Shania takes a DNA sample of Wolffy and studies it using the latest technology. She is shocked to discover that the mitochondria are missing and replaced with pink amorphous cytoplasm, which accounts for his undeniable hottness…instead of getting energy through cellular respiration, he radiates it! Next, Shania tried to measure his hottness by electron vibrations per second. Wollffy’s enthalphy was -8000 kcal, indicating that he gave off a lot of “hottness”. It was at this time that Shania realized she was in opposite land. So that meant that she was cold, close to absolute zero (relationship wise). It also meant that “she” is now a “he.”, , and her beautiful silky skin turned coarse and disgusting like a football player’s, but now she’s more manly than even Wolffy! Her pink pantyhose then stretched and tore, and her biceps could crash through any iron door and she could bench press 750 kg. Shaina got tired of opposite land and left, turning back to her normal self. Her second task completed, she returned to JTC007 to find out her third. He told her that she would have to engage in an epic battle of wits and linguistic mettle against her fellow CCer ice (muah). Shaina would have to test this baron of brevity, the prince of panache, the duke of debonairness in a deadly riddle duel. Ice thought for a second, then said: “What is green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree?”</p>
<p>Bring it on, ice!</p>