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<p>You and your so-called “bloat” numbers shed no light on a a truly student-centered college.</p>
<p>Let me give you an example. We met the Dean of the College at Swarthmore’s orientation four years ago. My wife made some comment that would have only allowed the Dean to connect us to our daughter if he had read her essays. Without missing a beat, he said, “oh, you must be *<strong><em>'s mom. I loved her essay on </em></strong>.” Bloat in the Dean’s office? The Dean reads all the admissions essays of the incoming freshmen each summer. Bloat in the housing office? The Associate Dean of Housing takes all the freshman housing questionaires home and matches roommates on her kitchen table. The Deans don’t do anything at the College except interact with undergraduate students. The new Dean has set a personal goal of inviting every student to his house for dinner at least once during their four years at Swarthmore.</p>
<p>Do I think money spent on a complement of multicultural Deans so that every student cohort on campus feels like they have a stake in Swarthmore College is money well spent? You bet. That’s how you have one of the highest median SAT scores in the country and the third most diverse liberal arts college in the country (42% non-white or international, behind only Wellesley’s huge international enrollment and St. Francis in Brooklyn Heights) and one AND a 92% graduation rate. That’s an incredibly difficult trifecta and one that makes for a very rewarding campus culture. Bloat? I suppose. I mean, Swarthmore could just go lily-white and call it a day, but it is the 21st century.</p>
<p>Assistant Dept. Chairpeople? What’s that mean? At Swarthmore, all the tenured faculty take turns rotating as Department Chair. All full-time professors, tenured or not, get a full-paid semester leave after every six semesters of teaching. Most get a full year at full-pay. Bloat? Or is that how you keep a fully-engaged, fully-motivated, happy faculty?</p>
<p>More research opportunities? They have fully funded (HHMI) or endowed science summer research positions ($3750 stipend) for one out of every two science, math, and engineering majors. Want the college to pay for your summer sociology research in Africa? No sweat. There are endowed slots. Want a $3750 stipend for inner city community service in Boston? Yep. Endowed slots for summer community service. Good grief, they pay the writers on the student newspaper. 80% of the students have paid work study jobs. Bloat?</p>
<p>New dorm construction might bother students in a nearby dorm early in the morning or because they can’t open their windows due to construction dust? President’s Fund (yes, Institutional “bloat”) pays for room air conditioners and continental breakfast in the dorm for a couple months of construction.</p>
<p>Paying stipends and travel expenses to a couple hundred outside professors to visit campus in May and give oral and written exams, in each of four topics, to every Honors graduate (30% of the class). Bloat? Or a totally unique educational experience that has defined the school since the 1920s? Does oral exams with a panel of outside experts give Swarthmore students a totally unique leg up on graduate school?</p>
<p>That’s the thing. You are sittin’ there with lists of numbers, but no context, trying to tell paying customers what they should or should not be “thrilled” about. I’m telling you that I have never seen a more student-centered College in my life. Could we have found a college that spends less money per student? Yep. You betcha. Almost any of 'em. But, guess what? They would have charged us just as much money.</p>