<p>i heard on some mtv show some guy was like ‘o hell no don’t get hyphy with me!’ to some girl cause she started *****ing</p>
<p>i think im gonna start saying it cause its funny</p>
<p>$hit faced…one of my personal fav.'s</p>
<p>ahaha these are really funny. Joev- how do you punch a hole in a beer for shotgunning</p>
<p>you can use a key (like a housekey) to punch a hole in a beer…</p>
<p>and you probably don’t want to drink anything called jungle juice, haha juice, purple jesus… or whatever your particular college calls it. (usually a powerful combination of grain alcohol and cheap fruit drink, like hawaiian punch or kool-aid)</p>
<p>as I understand JOev is very experienced in these matters, though he’s been cutting back lately</p>
<p>Yo, anyone wanna run a packie and score me some top shelf liquor so my buddies and I can pregame tonight?</p>
<p>I go to Tulane, if you need help with anything drinking related let me know, hahaha</p>
<p>Hey I love jungle juice!</p>
<p>Basically you can stick with wasted, gone, f<strong>-ed up, s</strong>t-faced, trashed, and hammered and you’ll be fine. :)</p>
<p>I think watching mtv kills brain cells, lol =/</p>
<p>do they even show music on there anymore, seems like all “reality crap” to me, haha.</p>
<p>is that beer before liquor rhyme true? seems like bs to me</p>
<p>What do you use to poke holes in the sides when you shotgun beer? And I assume that after you poke the hole in it you open the top a bit and then chug it? Because I’m sure the beer will spill quickly.</p>
<p>i think you use a key and then you chug it out of the hole you’ve opened</p>
<p>“in the north they call beer pong beruit… and in the south…well… it’s just beer pong.”</p>
<p>No, Beruit is Beruit, which is normal and fun. Beer Pong has paddles and they play it at Dartmouth because they live in the middle of nowhere and are weird.</p>
<p>Beer before liquour is, in my experience, true.</p>
<p>For Shotgunning, typically a key of some sort or any similarly shaped object on hand to make the hole, then you pop the top to let air flow and drink from the hole. I’ve never done it, but the quickest I’ve seen was 3 seconds flat.</p>
<p>Other games that are pretty popular:</p>
<p>3 man: a dice game.</p>
<p>A**hole: Similar to Capitalism, the non-drinking version of this card game, but with Drinking.</p>
<p>Kings: Another card game, but this one makes room for a lot more people, and everyone has different rules depending on where they live.</p>
<p>I’ll give you the same advice my mom gave me: “Don’t drink anything that is being served from a garbage can.” Typically, you’re best off sticking with beer from cans/bottles or a keg you can see. Don’t drink mixed drinks when you don’t know who made 'em, because the best people can make a really strong drink taste like candy. There is NOTHING fun about binge drinking until you vomit, unless you are a masochist.</p>
<p>a “fifth” is a fifth of a liter of liquor.</p>
<p>im from the bay and around where I live we say hyphie, but only used when someone is getting all worked up, not drunk or anything like that.</p>
<p>to properly shotgun a beer, follow these directions:
- cut a dime sized hole in the side of the beer at the end futhest from the top.<br>
- put your mouth up the the hole you just cut out, and tilt the beer so all the air in can is where your mouth is
- suck all the air out of the can
- tilt the beer back and open the can… open your throat and swallow quickly… the beer will be gone before you know it.</p>
<p>no NO!
dont stay away from jungle juice</p>
<p>Some people mix up jungle juice in a big ass garbage can (I would hope a new garbage can!) and just drinking it keg style. I personally wouldn’t drink something out of a garbage can, but that’s just me.</p>
<p>Out of garbage can? That sounds questionable :p</p>
<p>wow. i guess nobody here say “TIPSY”, but that’s probably because everyone here is white and asian :)</p>
<p>latino, and I think that word pretty much describes itself, no explanation needed</p>