<p>What’s more hilarious than the absurdity of the post is how the satire in many posts is missed by some people.</p>
<p>you’re a super reach for all the schools.</p>
<p>get that SAT score up to 2400 and you’re a reach for sure.</p>
<p>Why not just go for over 2400?</p>
<p>Well, he definitely did the trick of firing everyone up.</p>
<p>Why was this topic brought back up again?</p>
<p>This thread made me feel better about myself. This is probably what his parents intended for him yet he is far from it and feels the need to compensate by ■■■■■■■■ on this forum.</p>
<p>Omg, Get A Life, You Sorry Reject.
And Next Time You Lie, Please Come Up With A Better Profile.</p>
<p>STOP FEEDING THE DAMN ■■■■■! Why the hell was this bumped anyway?</p>
<p>which ever cool kid said golf occurs in the fall…</p>
<p>it actually occurs in the spring. </p>
<p>It was a good try though.</p>
<p>i didn’t think it was humanly possible to have stats that good. I don’t know maybe I’m wrong?</p>
<p>MIT (ED) - IMPOSSIBLE
Stanford - REJECT
Duke - REJECT
Harvard - REJECT
Yale - REJECT
Notre Dame - REJECT
Cornell - REJECT
U Penn - REJECT
Princeton - REJECT
Vanderbilt (Safety) - Unlikely/REJECT</p>