<p>I’m actually not a fan of this idea at all. </p>
<p>I think graduations are long enough by themselves, and there’s already enough going on that has nothing to do with anybody I know or care about. Had I been there, I’m sure I would have been thinking, “Couldn’t he just use the scoreboard at Nationals Park, like everybody else?”</p>
<p>Yes, I am a curmudgeon. I know.</p>