I applied two ivies, two UCs, and three state universities.
(I apologize if any Amherst people feel offended.)
I got into a great CS program today, and I’d like to thank Amherst for rejecting me. Though my school is less prestigious, it does fit me much better since I’m studying computer science. (Amherst is outstanding, magnificent, excellent, perfect in every aspect but only have five professors in the CS department…)