<p>Burn out after 16 years as a teacher? where is she teaching, Skid Row Junior High? And what kind of person retires in their 50s these days? </p>
<p>Let’s see… Work, get paid, chase cute interns, work on supremely cool stuff… Retirement… Listen to Mrs. Turbo (who’ll make a worse retiree than me) complain about the neighbor’s leaves, play Halo in Heroic mode, or teach my guineapigs to row like the commercial…</p>