<p>For the record, lizzardfire, you can’t take anything I say all that seriously. I was just trying to lightly point out an irony, and on that note, I don’t have the absolute highest opinion of myself anyway and consider myself lucky to have been admitted. I got along great with my host and had a good time (this is why he felt comfortable telling me the story in the first place). In any case I’m fully aware the opinions of a single person are of no consequence.</p>
<p>If ever I appear overly sarcastic, just remember that my screen name is a reference to Chuck Norris.</p>
<p>@crazy mom:</p>
<h2>The mysteries of the financial aid office are many and beyond mortal knowing. For my part, Texas Hold 'Em is looking better and better.</h2>
<p>And a final question: if I just wanted to live at subsistence level for a SURF, how much could that save…?</p>