Are you raising your sons to be competent ivy league applicants?

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<p>Well, that’s because I’m a top 20 grad, you know. How else would I be smart enough to figure out that the meaning of life isn’t getting into the top 20? :-)</p>

<p>You may not know it, but you’re one of the ones whose posts have influenced me the most, curmudgeon!</p>