<p>yellow, its the happy color</p>
<p>do i need to share some of my stress balls with you?</p>
<p>only if your stress balls cure headaches. </p>
<p>how many people have you used today?</p>
<p>One.</p>
<p>Would you like to get wasted with me tonight?</p>
<p>no</p>
<p>When will you grow up?</p>
<p>I am doing it as you read this</p>
<p>why? (no reference to anything above. 1 rule: no answers that are “because” or similar, such as “42”, “i say so”)</p>
<p>Because William the blue hippopotamus told me so.</p>
<p>Do you know where William the blue hippo resides?</p>
<p>In the red lagoom of doom where the crocodile grows? back to my home, i dare not go. for if i do, my mother will say.</p>
<p>???</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Did you enjoy Kill Bill?</p>
<p>Never seen it.</p>
<p>Favorite Quentin Tarantino film?</p>
<p>Kill Bill Vol. 1…interesting roundabout.</p>
<p>Afro or bald?</p>
<p>Afro.</p>
<p>(Note: William is a small blue ancient Egyptian hippo figurine housed in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NY.)</p>
<p>Favorite board game?</p>
<p>Clue? I don’t know.</p>
<p>Favorite casino game?</p>
<p>bald</p>
<p>straight or curly</p>
<p>i dont go to casinos but id probably play blackjack and/or slots.</p>
<p>fries: curly hair: no pref.</p>
<p>lost or 24?</p>
<p>24</p>
<p>Would you rather watch Grey’s Anatomy for 5 hours straight or be shot in the face</p>
<p>shot in the face! i could start a rap career and make money like 50 cent where the cent stands for a million dollars when talking about my money</p>
<p>can you make me a mallomar cookie?</p>
<p>No, but I can make you chocolate chip cookies.</p>
<p>what is mallomar?</p>
<p>A mallomar is a wonderful s’more-like cookie, with a round cookie bottom with marshmallow on top of that, all covered in chocolate.</p>
<p>Why have you never tasted a mallomar?</p>
<p>Because I’m depraved.</p>
<p>Thoughts on modern art?</p>
<p>Arg same time post!</p>
<p>Modern art: I could stare at it all day heh…</p>
<p>What food would you love to eat right now?
Cookie dough ice cream and earl grey tea for me.</p>