<p>No…not really</p>
<p>When’s the last time you considered the other side of things?</p>
<p>Yesterday. The other side of things sucks.</p>
<p>When’s the last time you took a bath?</p>
<p>Hm, maybe six months ago. </p>
<p>Have you ever read “I Am Charlotte Simmons” ?</p>
<p>Nope.</p>
<p>What shampoo do you use?</p>
<p>What the hell is shampoo?</p>
<p>Ever read “The Stinky Cheese Man?”</p>
<p>Yes. I love that book! It was one of the funniest books I read in elementary school. </p>
<p>If what kind of shampoo is used in Hell?</p>
<p>There is no shampoo in Hell. In fact, Hell is one of the cleanest places (on Earth?). All that fire makes for a very sanitary place. </p>
<p>I want to go here so bad! Don’t you?</p>
<p>Actually, the “Chicago or bust” motto has kind of settled down a bit. I would be just as happy (I think) at Wesleyan…or, if I’m incredibly lucky, Brown.</p>
<p>Have you ever farted on a date?</p>
<p>No, girls don’t fart</p>
<p>Are you sorry you discovered this website?</p>
<p>40% of the time.</p>
<p>So what do girls do?</p>
<p>Well, we do all sorts of different things. Whatever it is you guys do, (but better), basically. </p>
<p>Have you ever had a vision?</p>
<p>hmmm i have sisters…and best friends that are girls…girls fart. </p>
<p>yea i see my comp screen right now…</p>
<p>do you ever get to the bottom of a page, post, and realize there are more pages left to read?</p>
<p>No</p>
<p>I should really go now, right?</p>
<p>if you have something REAL to do</p>
<p>are you gone?</p>
<p>Do you mean “gone” in the sense of wasted?</p>
<p>Because I’m not.</p>
<p>How many hour of sleep did you get last night?</p>
<p>:) o man it was sweet. i got 11. it made up for my 4 hours/night a couple nights this week.</p>
<p>if the CC student body was a college, what would it be ranked on us news?</p>
<p>Ah, </p>
<p>high?</p>
<p>Tier Two. Everybody knows it’s inaccurate. Maybe if we selectively preened our memberlist, cooperated full-heartedly with US News, and optimized the registration and financing process, we might have a chance at the top 25.</p>
<p>If you packing for UoC, what would be the first thing in your suitcase?</p>
<p>probably clothes but the ones im least likely to wear first at the bottom</p>
<p>in the joker by the steve miller band, what are you? the joker? the smoker? the real live toker?</p>
<p>I gotta say, I’ve never heard of the steve miller band. </p>
<p>Along the same line, in an orchestra, what instrument are you and why?</p>